Tyler. 18, Canadian, and taller than you.
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officialhamlet:

i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards

cap 2 + tumblr

yolownly:

homeostasis-central:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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the elder swear

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

People make so much fun of me for that, and I just, I don’t know. It’s like, if you win an award, isn’t that crazy? … How do you sit there and be like ‘Oh, another Grammy. I guess I’m gonna get that now’?

New photo of Emma possibly for UN Women

uzumakijk:

Legend of Korra S03E09 - The Stakeout

Korra learned the truth about the group who wants to capture her.

If you think this is a joke then you’re not in college yet.

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

human:

petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 

liompayne:

"what did u do all day?"

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jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

the tarp is on you idiots

mapsontheweb:

Pokemon style map of North America

kiwipuffs:

We all know the real reason why the episodes don’t air on nick anymore