i want realistic modern fantasy like
someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)
a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist
a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys
summoning a demon for the vine
selfies with mermaids
prank calling wizards
we need some new and more powerful swears
the elder swear
"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away
People make so much fun of me for that, and I just, I don’t know. It’s like, if you win an award, isn’t that crazy? … How do you sit there and be like ‘Oh, another Grammy. I guess I’m gonna get that now’?
Legend of Korra S03E09 - The Stakeout
Korra learned the truth about the group who wants to capture her.
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix
"what did u do all day?"
did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus
the tarp is on you idiots
We all know the real reason why the episodes don’t air on nick anymore