WHERE’S MY MONEY
do u ever have that one female character who u like that could literally beat u up and you’d say thanks
trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like
me: *doesn’t start hw until 10 pm*
me: *at 10:15 pm* i am dROWNing in sCHOOL work why do teachers do this to me I hATE THis cruel WORLD look at all of THE iNJUSTICE
my deepest fear is that my kids will think that harry potter is a piece of crap
It’s a cute little thing though.
Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.
My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.
Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.
I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats
Nevermind this is it
when the toughest most meanest character falls in love with the cutest most sweetest one
[starfire voice] MY ANACONDA DOES NOT WISH TO PARTAKE